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Why it's called a Hung Parliament
7 May 2010 06:13 pmWARNING: INNUENDO LADEN POLITICAL ALLEGORY
Basically Clegg is a bit of a size queen, and so said that the party with the largest number of seats should get the right to try to form a government first.
Brown then said "Hey baby, it's okay if you don't want to be exclusive, we're okay with keeping it loose and free! But when you get fed up with the little Cam-man's small and limp offers and you want some large and substantial concessions that are hot and ready for a coalition with you, we'll still be here."
the Cam-man then came out, all bedecked in his ironic gold medallions and his brightly coloured tracksuit, and told Clegg; "Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a drink? I'm ready to go All. Night. Long. to make this thing between the two of us work, mmm mmm, oh yeah. What's your sign baby? Mine's the same, see; we have so much in common already, you ever been to that one really fancy vegan restaurant uptown? No? Want to? You like fine champagne? This is made from freerange grapes, because I care about the environment. Let me just move my organic tofu condom here as I get out my wallet - that's pleather by the way, yeah stroke it, you know you want to - Oh yeah, I'm all about financial responsibility baby, these medallions? 24 carat baby. Don't judge me by it though; I all about restraint, yeah baby, how do you feel about being tied up? A little powerplaying? Though you know, I ain't like the Brownie, and I know this ain't usually your thing, but do you wanna fill up some places in my cabinet, if you know what I mean? Oh fine sure, if your constituents and party needs you it's okay if you go, you got my number right? I'll be waiting for you, but don't take too long deciding, this is a limited offer, first come; first served ifyouknowwhatImean."
Basically Clegg is a bit of a size queen, and so said that the party with the largest number of seats should get the right to try to form a government first.
Brown then said "Hey baby, it's okay if you don't want to be exclusive, we're okay with keeping it loose and free! But when you get fed up with the little Cam-man's small and limp offers and you want some large and substantial concessions that are hot and ready for a coalition with you, we'll still be here."
the Cam-man then came out, all bedecked in his ironic gold medallions and his brightly coloured tracksuit, and told Clegg; "Hey sweet thang, can I buy you a drink? I'm ready to go All. Night. Long. to make this thing between the two of us work, mmm mmm, oh yeah. What's your sign baby? Mine's the same, see; we have so much in common already, you ever been to that one really fancy vegan restaurant uptown? No? Want to? You like fine champagne? This is made from freerange grapes, because I care about the environment. Let me just move my organic tofu condom here as I get out my wallet - that's pleather by the way, yeah stroke it, you know you want to - Oh yeah, I'm all about financial responsibility baby, these medallions? 24 carat baby. Don't judge me by it though; I all about restraint, yeah baby, how do you feel about being tied up? A little powerplaying? Though you know, I ain't like the Brownie, and I know this ain't usually your thing, but do you wanna fill up some places in my cabinet, if you know what I mean? Oh fine sure, if your constituents and party needs you it's okay if you go, you got my number right? I'll be waiting for you, but don't take too long deciding, this is a limited offer, first come; first served ifyouknowwhatImean."
